Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous
Released
November 7, 2008
Runtime: 1h 40m
When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
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Cast & Crew
Jessica Simpson
Private Megan Valentine
Vivica A. Fox
Sergeant Louisa Morely
Steve Guttenberg
Sidney Green
Aimee Garcia
Private Vicky Castillo
Olesya Rulin
Private Petrovich
Keiko Agena
Private Hailey Hamamori
Jill Marie Jones
Private Connie Johnson
Ryan Sypek
Sergeant Mills Evans
Cheri Oteri
Private Jeter
Gary Grubbs
Captain Greer
Bryce Johnson
Derek O'Grady
- FT
Floriana Tullio
Camille
- KC
Katie Chonacas
Amber
Andy Milonakis
Joe Kidd
- JF
Jennifer Finley
Dolores
- KO
Katherine Owens
Stylist
Kurt Fuller
Cousin Barry
James Harlon Palmer
Junior Agent (uncredited)
Steve Miner
Director
- AB
April Blair
Screenplay
- KB
Kelly Bowen
Screenplay
Media
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