The Onion Movie
Released
May 31, 2008
Runtime: 1h 30m
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
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Cast & Crew
Len Cariou
Norm Archer
Ken Takemoto
Sensei
Steven Seagal
Cock Puncher
Larissa Laskin
Dana Dobbs
Don McManus
Dennis McCormick
Michael Bolton
Michael Bolton
Ahmed Ahmed
Ahmed
Brendan Fletcher
White Black Guy Tim
Daniel Dae Kim
Ivy Leaguer
Meredith Baxter
Cooking Show Chef
Jed Rees
Wizard Proteus
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
- AB
Ahmed B. Badran
Peruvian
Scott Klace
Kip Kendall
- BP
Barbara Pilavin
Alzheimers Old Lady
Sandy Kenyon
Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
- OS
Orlando Seale
Producer
Brian Powell
Typical Neighbor Husband
- TK
Tom Kuntz
Director
- MM
Mike Maguire
Director
Robert D. Siegel
Writer
- TH
Todd Hanson
Writer
Media
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